Here at BTC we offer valuable life lessons! Fifties are TOUGH! FUCK THAT! EAT A DICK, FIFTIES!!! Yes. The fifties can put this pussy on em… just like this. But now that we’ve FINALLY made it out, you can tell us when to go! We’re ready to PARTY! We’re ready to do all the things that sixty year olds do… and we know that deep down, ALL sixty year olds want to SHIT! ON! THIS! FIFTY YEAR OLD! We’re bringin some new cards to the table, talkin technology, answerin life’s little q’s with love’s little a’s! Two Thousand Ten is the year of the FUCK! And Adam D and AJ are ready to give it to YOU!!!! LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Break This City - Episode 60

(PC users: Right click the link and choose “Save Target As”. Mac users: Is it ok for a 64 year old cat to lust for a 13 year old cat? Take in mind both cats are ZOMBIES!!! iTunes users: Subscribe to the podcast by searching for “Break This City”) And… Now we’re on podcast alley!! {pca-4e09a3ebf167752fd91595b66009c292}

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TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE! HAPPY FUCKIN FUCK FUCK!!! This year in Break This City - the YEAR! Yes. The year is NEW! And the time is NOW! Do you wanna go fuck yourself in 2010? Well, you’re gonna want to after we’re done with you. As usual, we put the FUCK back in YOU! We put the THIS back in DICK! Not to mention the THESE back in TITTIEEEEEEES!!! Let’s just hope you can fill the rest in. GFY! HTH! HTF! OMG! IJSMs! LISTEN!!!

Break This City - Episode 59

(PC users: Right click the link and choose “Save Target As”. Mac users: The new year ain’t over till we say it is! KEEP COUNTING DOWN!!! iTunes users: Subscribe to the podcast by searching for “Break This City”) And… Now we’re on podcast alley!! {pca-4e09a3ebf167752fd91595b66009c292}

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In case you haven’t heard: “Missing” is the new “New”, and “2009″ is the new “2010″, and “FUCK YOU!!!” is the new “GET AT THIS!!!”!!! Adam D and AJ are BACK in this… well… it’s sort of a prequel… sort of a heads up! 2010 is here, and it’s coming for you! We’re changin the format and flippin the script and backwardsing the forwardses and IT’S ON!!! Hurry up and stick them babies in a cake, cause if you don’t, they’ll BE A CAKE!!!! LISTEN!!!!!

Break This City - Episode 58

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You may have noticed that Break This City has spawned a slew of other podcasts, like The SoupyGato Show and This American Life. Tonight our guests are the hosts of Shut Up Tim: A Podcast by Robby. You guessed it, their names are Podcast and Up! No, not really. Tim and Robby join us in the hot topics of Crime, Hip-Hop, Awesomeing Best, and Chimpanzees! LISTEN!!!!!

Break This City - Episode 57

(PC users: Right click the link and choose “Save Target As”. Mac users: AJ ate wasabi today. Yes… all of it. iTunes users: Subscribe to the podcast by searching for “Break This City”) And… Now we’re on podcast alley!! {pca-4e09a3ebf167752fd91595b66009c292}

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Hey, did ya see it? Yeah that’s right! Break This City is now functioning on iTunes!!! OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!! It’ll take a little time for us to work out the kinks (info from the original feed still rubs it’s salty ass all over the details) but we’ll get there. So now we know how many of you assholes there are out there, and believe you me (AJ), it’s a lot more than we might have guessed!

Also - You can now find us on Podcast Alley!!! I don’t really know if that means anything now, but we’re there. Go vote for us and add comments and shit so we can kick The Prison Break Podcast’s ass!!!! They ain’t so fuckin tough! They’re just another fucking prison podcast.

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Thanks for listening!
Adam D & AJ

Now it really isn’t, but what is? Episodes! This one is still from the archives. There’s another episode floating around the void out there as well. Can you find it? Well. If you do, mail it to AJ’s new house. Shove it up Adam’s new ass! All hail Jesus Jihad! New episode is HERE!!!

Break This City - Episode 56

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Break This City - Episode 54

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Already listen to that other episode!? You’re makin me work so hard! oh! Work it!

here’s the other episode!

Episode 9

Hey, this thing is fixed, RIGHT?! here’s the test!
AJ was on this other podcast, you might enjoy listening to it
Here’s one of those episodez:

Episode 8

Like Superman, we flew around the earth backwards to bring this podcast to you… unfortunately we landed in Tokyo… then hopped in a Delorean and, well, let’s just say shit got all fucked up… also, somehow we had a guest on here… because neither of us remember having guests. Frankly, I think we watched Star Trek Eleven too many times… that movie’s still in theaters… right? But now that this episode DOES have guests, they’re called The Heavenly States… well, half of them… Star Trek is a good movie… right? RIGHT?!?!

Break This City - Episode 53

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